Thursday 7 August 2008

My Apple Mac Is My Best Friend

THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS

WHERE IS VOCATION, ANSWER MY PLEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
NO CELEBRATION, NO CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME

THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS…..REPEAT 4 TIMES OR MORE

COLD WINTER EVENINGS, NO REASON TO BE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BARBEQUED REINDEER, BURGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME

STUCK IN MY BEDSIT WITH WIRES AND CABLES THAT SPILL FROM COMPUTERS ON VARIOUS TABLES AND SAT-NAV AND E-BAY AND FACEBOOK AND MORE
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME BUT I’M SUCH A BORE
I AM NOW

CRIPPLED AND BLEEDING, LAND OF THE FREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
CASHPOINT CONFUSION, WITH MY USER ID, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME

C-DIFF ON THE MATERNITY WARD, CRAP ON TV, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS, F’FINGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME

ADVENT CALENDARS CLOSED WITH THE WINDOWS BOARDED UP
SOMEBODY STOLE ALL THE GLITTERING PRIZES
FAIRIES ARE DANGLING OUT OF THE WINDOWS

OLD CHRISTMAS CAROLS, SUNG OUT OF KEY, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
WE HANG OUR DELUSIONS, ON A FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME

ADVENT CALENDARS GONE, FLOATING DOWN THE STREAM
SOMEBODY SCREWED DOWN THE MAKE-BELIEVE SHUTTERS
ANGELS THAT CONGREGATE, SELLING NARCOTICS

STUCK IN MY PARLOUR WITH E-MAILS AND WINDOWS THAT OPEN TO FACES ON HIGHWAYS OF INFOAND MANUALS AND WEBSITES AND BUCKETS OF SPAM
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME, I AM WHAT I AM
I AM NOW

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