Tuesday 5 August 2008

Kitten On Your Doorstep (words)

KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP


HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SATURDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU FROWN WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOAN WHEN I DON’T SHAVE.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SELDOM FOLLOW CURRENT TRENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT ME FOR THINGS I DO
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I’M LOVING YOU
I LOVE THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRAND-DAD IN HIS DUNGAREES
I LOVE THE POPPIES IN YOUR CORNFIELD BENDING IN THE BREEZE
I LOVE THE COLOURS IN YOUR PAINTBOX AND YOUR PASTEL CHALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WHISPER GENTLY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SCREW UP AT MONOPOLY
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY
I LOVE YOUR EYES THEY MAKE ME THINK OF HAPPY DAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANG YOUR HEAD IN TEARS
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
I LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE FILMS AND DVD’S
I LOVE YOUR CHEEKBONES AND YOUR MONKEY KNEES
I LOVE THE POSTERS IN YOUR HALLWAY OF ROCK-STARS DEAD AND GONE
I LOVE OUR KARAOKE EVENINGS WHEN WE BOTH SING ALONG
I LOVE THE WILLOW PATTERN TEA-CUP IN WHICH YOU KEEP YOUR RINGS
I LOVE YOUR QUADROPHONIC HEAD-PHONES WITH THE NOISE THEY BRING
I LOVE THE LITTLE CARRIER-BAGS YOU USE AS BINS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COOK A MEAL AND NOT FROM TINS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU RARELY EVER FALL FROM GRACE
I LOVE YOUR CURTAINS AND I LOVE YOUR CHAIRS
I LOVE THE WILTON IN YOUR HALL AND STAIRS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR GARDEN GROW
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
I LOVE THE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA,THE MAGNETS ON YOUR FRIDGE
I LOVE THE LITTLE MODEL TREE-HOUSE,AND YOUR PIXIE-BRIDGE
I LOVE THE RECORDS IN YOUR JUKE-BOX FROM ELVIS TO THE CLASH
I LOVE YOUR BROCOLLI MOUSAKKA AND YOUR CORNED-BEEF HASH
I LOVE THE LITTLE JAZZ-CHORDS IN YOUR SERENADE
I LOVE THE BRITTLE FLAKES INSIDE YOUR MARMALADE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER STOOP TO CRITICISE
I LOVE THE HINT OF MISBEHAVIOUR IN YOUR EYES
I LOVE YOUR HEARTBEAT WHEN YOU’RE IN REPOSE
I LOVE THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR KINDNESS FLOWS
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUCK A TREND
I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SWEAR MY HAZEL EYES ARE BROWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME I MUST STAND UP TALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MARCH ALONG THE SHOPPING MALL
I LOVE THE KIITEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,I WATCH IT WAIT FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY IT GETS EXCITED,HE’S SUCH A MATE FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT MALTESERS WITH A SPOON
I LOVE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU BEND FROM A BALLOON
I LOVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE SHARE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COME ALIVE BY CANDLELIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHEAT AT CARDS WHEN I DON’T LOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR LATEST BOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER FAIL TO CRACK THE CODE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE’S TIGHT TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE FISHES IN YOUR FISHTANK,THE WAY THEY SWIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE PEBBLES ON YOUR SEA-SHORE,THE WAY THEY SKIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE BREAD INSIDE YOUR TOASTER,THE WAY IT BURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE ALBUM ON YOUR HI-FI,THE WAY IT TURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE APPLE CRUMBLES THAT YOU BAKE IN TRAYS
I LOVE THE SNAPSHOTS FROM YOU VARIOUS HOLIDAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAINT YOUR TOE-NAILS RED AND BLACK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER FOR THE CRACK
I LOVE THE DRAGONS THAT YOU PAINTED,ON MY BEST GUITARS
I LOVE THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ME TALK TO,IN YOUR FAVOURITE BARS
I LOVE THE PICURES OF NIRVANA,ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD A CAMERA,I LOVE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS ARGUE BLACK IS WHITE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU OFTEN TELL ME DARK IS LIGHT
I LOVE THE GOTHIC FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
I LOVE THE COMPLEX SHAPES OF YOUR ANATOMY
I LOVE THE DECK-CHAIRS THAT YOU HIRE OUT ON THE BEACH
I LOVE THE IMPERFECTIONS IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VACUUM ROUND THE 3-PIECE SUITE
I LOVE THE JIGSAWS THAT YOU NEVER QUITE COMPLETE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY OFF TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE BOTTLES IN YOUR MILK-CRATE,WHEN THE MILKMAN’S BEEN
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT,WHEN YOUR KITCHEN’S CLEAN
I LOVE THE WIRES IN YOUR FUSE-BOX,WHEN THEY TURN TO SPARKS
I LOVE THE WAY I GRADE YOU DAILY,YOU ALWAYS GET TOP MARKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHOOT ME DOWN FOR BEING DUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND SUCK YOUR THUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR POLITICS ARE UNDERMINED
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR CREDIT-CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN YOUR PARLOUR,THEY WALK QUITE SLOW FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE CANINES,THEY NEVER GO FOR YOU
I LOVE THE STICKERS ON YOUR WARDROBE,THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
I LOVE THE DOLPHINS ON YOUR BATHROBE,I LOVE YOUR CORNER BATH
I LOVE THE STANDARD LAMP YOU BOUGHT FROM HARVEY NICKS
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE CHAPLIN WALKING-STICKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVE THAT YOU’RE A FRIEND TO ME
I LOVE THE LITTLE MESSAGES YOU SEND TO ME
I LOVE THE FUNKY REVELATIONS,IN YOUR DIARY
I LOVE YOUR FANCY OBSERVATIONS,THEY INSPIRE ME
I LOVE THE RED AND YELLOW HORSES,ON YOUR CAROUSEL
I LOVE THE GLITTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD,I LOVE YOUR WISHING-WELL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN IT’S DUE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR LITMUS PAPER TURNS TO BLUE
I LOVE THE PLASTIC LETTERS ON YOUR WHEELIE-BIN
I LOVE THE LITTLE INDENTATIONS ON YOUR SKIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIDN’T JUDGE ME,WHEN I WAS OUT OF LINE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DON’T BEGRUDGE ME,WHEN I WASTE MY TIME
I LOVE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR POSTCODE
I KNOW THEM OFF BY HEART
I LOVE THE JUPITER PERSUASION
INSIDE YOUR ASTRAL CHART

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT IT’S QUITE NICE TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU STACK YOUR MAGAZINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMASH YOUR TAMBOURINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STRIVE FOR MORE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE THINGS TO THE POOR
I LOVE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN YOUR FOSTER-GRANTS
I LOVE YOUR RUSIAN SOUP-BOWLS AND YOUR POTTED PLANTS
I LOVE THE CHUNKY HAMBURGERS YOU MAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE SHAKERS THAT YOU SHAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE COBWEBS ON YOUR CEILING IN YOUR GARDEN SHED
I LOVE THE SECRETS YOU’RE REVEALING,FROM OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THE CREATIONS IN YOUR SKETCHPAD,ALL NEATLY SIGNED BY YOU
I LOVE THE POETRY ON POST-IT NOTES,LEFT BEHIND BY YOU
I LOVE YOUR GLAZED BANANAS AND YOUR PECAN PIE
I LOVE YOUR HOT-SPICED CIDER AND YOUR SCOTCH AND RYE
I LOVE THE WAY THERE’S NOTHING I CAN TEACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU REACH THOSE WHO CAN’T REACH TO YOU

I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING TO
I LOVE THE JACKET YOU ARE WEARING
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH
OH NO I HAVE TO BEG YOUR PARDON
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ENTRY-SYSTEM DOOR-PHONE
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING THROUGH
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE I’M TALKING TO
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP

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