MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
WE DON’T NEED ADVERTISING STRATEGIES TO REMIND US WHAT TO BUY
WE DON’T NEED HOLLYWOOD DIRECTORS TO REMIND US WHEN TO CRY
WE DON’T NEED TO SPOUT TECHNOLOGY TO FEED OUR INSPIRATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

WE DON’T NEED CHEMICALS AND ADDITIVES TO LIFT US TO SUCCESS
WE DON’T NEED FANCY-DAN DIPLOMAS SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE TO IMPRESS
WE DON’T NEED SUPERSONIC ROCKET-SHIPS TO DELIVER US TO OUR STATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND

WE DON’T NEED MULTIPLE PERSONAS TO OBSTRUCT US IN OUR MISSION
WE DON’T NEED GROSS CELEBRITY TO OFFER US POSITION
WE DON’T WANT TRAUMA- COMPLEX TO ADMINISTER OUR SALVATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

WE DON’T NEED GUITARS WITH KNOBS ON THAT WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY
NO UTOPIAN LEXICOGRAPHERS TO LEARN US WHAT TO SAY
IF HI-TECH IS YOUR COUNTRY’S GOAL YOU’VE GOT A STUPID NATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNIGHTS WERE BOLD AND MOPEDS WEREN’T INVENTED
THEY HAD TO RIDE ON HORSEBACK BUT THE BUGGERS WERE CONTENTED
WE DON’T NEED DIALS AND MEDIA FILES OR HIGH-BROW CONVERSATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

OK, I’D BETTER GIVE IT UP COS I’M FEELING SLIGHTLY QUEASY
THE WORDS ARE LONG THE VOICE IS STRONG THE SENTIMENTS ARE EASY
IT’S KINDA TOUGH TO TELL A SCRUFF THE BIG MISTAKE HE’S MAKING
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

Kitten On Your Doorstep (words)

KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP


HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SATURDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU FROWN WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOAN WHEN I DON’T SHAVE.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SELDOM FOLLOW CURRENT TRENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT ME FOR THINGS I DO
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I’M LOVING YOU
I LOVE THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRAND-DAD IN HIS DUNGAREES
I LOVE THE POPPIES IN YOUR CORNFIELD BENDING IN THE BREEZE
I LOVE THE COLOURS IN YOUR PAINTBOX AND YOUR PASTEL CHALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WHISPER GENTLY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SCREW UP AT MONOPOLY
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY
I LOVE YOUR EYES THEY MAKE ME THINK OF HAPPY DAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANG YOUR HEAD IN TEARS
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
I LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE FILMS AND DVD’S
I LOVE YOUR CHEEKBONES AND YOUR MONKEY KNEES
I LOVE THE POSTERS IN YOUR HALLWAY OF ROCK-STARS DEAD AND GONE
I LOVE OUR KARAOKE EVENINGS WHEN WE BOTH SING ALONG
I LOVE THE WILLOW PATTERN TEA-CUP IN WHICH YOU KEEP YOUR RINGS
I LOVE YOUR QUADROPHONIC HEAD-PHONES WITH THE NOISE THEY BRING
I LOVE THE LITTLE CARRIER-BAGS YOU USE AS BINS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COOK A MEAL AND NOT FROM TINS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU RARELY EVER FALL FROM GRACE
I LOVE YOUR CURTAINS AND I LOVE YOUR CHAIRS
I LOVE THE WILTON IN YOUR HALL AND STAIRS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR GARDEN GROW
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
I LOVE THE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA,THE MAGNETS ON YOUR FRIDGE
I LOVE THE LITTLE MODEL TREE-HOUSE,AND YOUR PIXIE-BRIDGE
I LOVE THE RECORDS IN YOUR JUKE-BOX FROM ELVIS TO THE CLASH
I LOVE YOUR BROCOLLI MOUSAKKA AND YOUR CORNED-BEEF HASH
I LOVE THE LITTLE JAZZ-CHORDS IN YOUR SERENADE
I LOVE THE BRITTLE FLAKES INSIDE YOUR MARMALADE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER STOOP TO CRITICISE
I LOVE THE HINT OF MISBEHAVIOUR IN YOUR EYES
I LOVE YOUR HEARTBEAT WHEN YOU’RE IN REPOSE
I LOVE THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR KINDNESS FLOWS
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUCK A TREND
I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SWEAR MY HAZEL EYES ARE BROWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME I MUST STAND UP TALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MARCH ALONG THE SHOPPING MALL
I LOVE THE KIITEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,I WATCH IT WAIT FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY IT GETS EXCITED,HE’S SUCH A MATE FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT MALTESERS WITH A SPOON
I LOVE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU BEND FROM A BALLOON
I LOVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE SHARE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COME ALIVE BY CANDLELIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHEAT AT CARDS WHEN I DON’T LOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR LATEST BOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER FAIL TO CRACK THE CODE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE’S TIGHT TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE FISHES IN YOUR FISHTANK,THE WAY THEY SWIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE PEBBLES ON YOUR SEA-SHORE,THE WAY THEY SKIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE BREAD INSIDE YOUR TOASTER,THE WAY IT BURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE ALBUM ON YOUR HI-FI,THE WAY IT TURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE APPLE CRUMBLES THAT YOU BAKE IN TRAYS
I LOVE THE SNAPSHOTS FROM YOU VARIOUS HOLIDAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAINT YOUR TOE-NAILS RED AND BLACK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER FOR THE CRACK
I LOVE THE DRAGONS THAT YOU PAINTED,ON MY BEST GUITARS
I LOVE THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ME TALK TO,IN YOUR FAVOURITE BARS
I LOVE THE PICURES OF NIRVANA,ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD A CAMERA,I LOVE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS ARGUE BLACK IS WHITE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU OFTEN TELL ME DARK IS LIGHT
I LOVE THE GOTHIC FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
I LOVE THE COMPLEX SHAPES OF YOUR ANATOMY
I LOVE THE DECK-CHAIRS THAT YOU HIRE OUT ON THE BEACH
I LOVE THE IMPERFECTIONS IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VACUUM ROUND THE 3-PIECE SUITE
I LOVE THE JIGSAWS THAT YOU NEVER QUITE COMPLETE

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY OFF TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE BOTTLES IN YOUR MILK-CRATE,WHEN THE MILKMAN’S BEEN
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT,WHEN YOUR KITCHEN’S CLEAN
I LOVE THE WIRES IN YOUR FUSE-BOX,WHEN THEY TURN TO SPARKS
I LOVE THE WAY I GRADE YOU DAILY,YOU ALWAYS GET TOP MARKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHOOT ME DOWN FOR BEING DUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND SUCK YOUR THUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR POLITICS ARE UNDERMINED
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR CREDIT-CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN YOUR PARLOUR,THEY WALK QUITE SLOW FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE CANINES,THEY NEVER GO FOR YOU
I LOVE THE STICKERS ON YOUR WARDROBE,THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
I LOVE THE DOLPHINS ON YOUR BATHROBE,I LOVE YOUR CORNER BATH
I LOVE THE STANDARD LAMP YOU BOUGHT FROM HARVEY NICKS
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE CHAPLIN WALKING-STICKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVE THAT YOU’RE A FRIEND TO ME
I LOVE THE LITTLE MESSAGES YOU SEND TO ME
I LOVE THE FUNKY REVELATIONS,IN YOUR DIARY
I LOVE YOUR FANCY OBSERVATIONS,THEY INSPIRE ME
I LOVE THE RED AND YELLOW HORSES,ON YOUR CAROUSEL
I LOVE THE GLITTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD,I LOVE YOUR WISHING-WELL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN IT’S DUE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR LITMUS PAPER TURNS TO BLUE
I LOVE THE PLASTIC LETTERS ON YOUR WHEELIE-BIN
I LOVE THE LITTLE INDENTATIONS ON YOUR SKIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIDN’T JUDGE ME,WHEN I WAS OUT OF LINE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DON’T BEGRUDGE ME,WHEN I WASTE MY TIME
I LOVE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR POSTCODE
I KNOW THEM OFF BY HEART
I LOVE THE JUPITER PERSUASION
INSIDE YOUR ASTRAL CHART

HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT IT’S QUITE NICE TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU STACK YOUR MAGAZINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMASH YOUR TAMBOURINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STRIVE FOR MORE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE THINGS TO THE POOR
I LOVE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN YOUR FOSTER-GRANTS
I LOVE YOUR RUSIAN SOUP-BOWLS AND YOUR POTTED PLANTS
I LOVE THE CHUNKY HAMBURGERS YOU MAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE SHAKERS THAT YOU SHAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE COBWEBS ON YOUR CEILING IN YOUR GARDEN SHED
I LOVE THE SECRETS YOU’RE REVEALING,FROM OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THE CREATIONS IN YOUR SKETCHPAD,ALL NEATLY SIGNED BY YOU
I LOVE THE POETRY ON POST-IT NOTES,LEFT BEHIND BY YOU
I LOVE YOUR GLAZED BANANAS AND YOUR PECAN PIE
I LOVE YOUR HOT-SPICED CIDER AND YOUR SCOTCH AND RYE
I LOVE THE WAY THERE’S NOTHING I CAN TEACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU REACH THOSE WHO CAN’T REACH TO YOU

I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING TO
I LOVE THE JACKET YOU ARE WEARING
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH
OH NO I HAVE TO BEG YOUR PARDON
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ENTRY-SYSTEM DOOR-PHONE
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING THROUGH
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE I’M TALKING TO
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP

Kitten On Your Doorstep

Unlucky Fried Kitten have finished creating their new song and video entitled Kitten On Your Doorstep. At almost 12 minutes long it is too lengthy to go on YouTube...and indeed on most video hosting sites.
You can see it on bliptv....or

on the Facebook group called Unlucky Fried Kitten (A Pop Group)

If you are on Facebook...go look at the group....join if you wish. There are a whole bunch of other videos from Unlucky Fried Kitten on there.

Unlucky Fried Kitten can also be found on YouTube.
YouTube>exproggo
or
YouTube>kartoonzrus
or
YouTube>search for Unlucky Fried Kitten

New Stuff

Rio Fraser flies back to Los Angeles on 20th February to prepare for her immediate return once finances and affairs have been finalised. It's a tense time for the band and for Andy Fraser aka Andy Export.On Rio's return to Maidstone Unlucky Fried Kitten will move up a gear in the respect of opening the doors of The UFK Dollshouse. There are lots of new features planned for The UFK Dollshouse. Bands already signed up are The Cemetry Gaes , The Bolans , Mickey Apples , V2086 and I Am A Spider. Unlucky Fried Kitten are in by default. There are 18 videos made so far I AM A SPIDER POP GROUP REVENGE SPEED CAMERA THE HAUNTED HOUSE BIZARRE CREATURE SUZY PENDULUM-SWING MEECES WE ARE THE MEECES THE WICKED WITCH THE MUSEUM THE GHOST TRAIN THE CREEPY GARDEN THIS IS ENGLAND LOSERVILLE.COM I AM A ROBOT VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS THE KID'S A PUNK There will be a new blog very shortly with some exciting news of the I Am A Spider variety. Thank You

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