MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
WE DON’T NEED ADVERTISING STRATEGIES TO REMIND US WHAT TO BUY
WE DON’T NEED HOLLYWOOD DIRECTORS TO REMIND US WHEN TO CRY
WE DON’T NEED TO SPOUT TECHNOLOGY TO FEED OUR INSPIRATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

WE DON’T NEED CHEMICALS AND ADDITIVES TO LIFT US TO SUCCESS
WE DON’T NEED FANCY-DAN DIPLOMAS SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE TO IMPRESS
WE DON’T NEED SUPERSONIC ROCKET-SHIPS TO DELIVER US TO OUR STATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND

WE DON’T NEED MULTIPLE PERSONAS TO OBSTRUCT US IN OUR MISSION
WE DON’T NEED GROSS CELEBRITY TO OFFER US POSITION
WE DON’T WANT TRAUMA- COMPLEX TO ADMINISTER OUR SALVATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

WE DON’T NEED GUITARS WITH KNOBS ON THAT WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY
NO UTOPIAN LEXICOGRAPHERS TO LEARN US WHAT TO SAY
IF HI-TECH IS YOUR COUNTRY’S GOAL YOU’VE GOT A STUPID NATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNIGHTS WERE BOLD AND MOPEDS WEREN’T INVENTED
THEY HAD TO RIDE ON HORSEBACK BUT THE BUGGERS WERE CONTENTED
WE DON’T NEED DIALS AND MEDIA FILES OR HIGH-BROW CONVERSATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION

OK, I’D BETTER GIVE IT UP COS I’M FEELING SLIGHTLY QUEASY
THE WORDS ARE LONG THE VOICE IS STRONG THE SENTIMENTS ARE EASY
IT’S KINDA TOUGH TO TELL A SCRUFF THE BIG MISTAKE HE’S MAKING
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION