Tuesday, 19 August 2008
Andy Export Previous Bands
Uncle Umbilical and the Afterbirth (well...it was the punk summer of love)
The Basement Mania
10 to 6
The Hedgehogs
6 ft Under
The 'Andsome Wilfs
Acceleration
Tea Wrecks
Death In Venice
The Martini Slutz
The Rolling Stonez (early tribute band)
Skraps (um....it's my favourite group spelled backwards)
Harmonica Lewinsky
I Am A Spider
The Cinzano Slagz
The Bolans
Deep Throat
v2086
The Cemetery Gaes
The Basement Mania
10 to 6
The Hedgehogs
6 ft Under
The 'Andsome Wilfs
Acceleration
Tea Wrecks
Death In Venice
The Martini Slutz
The Rolling Stonez (early tribute band)
Skraps (um....it's my favourite group spelled backwards)
Harmonica Lewinsky
I Am A Spider
The Cinzano Slagz
The Bolans
Deep Throat
v2086
The Cemetery Gaes
Unlucky Fried Kitten of Maidstone formed in 1995
New Musical Express
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN, THE MAIDSTONE BASED BAND WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 1995, NOW HAVE OVER 25 VIDEOS FEATURED IN THE NME VIDEO BANK. FOUR OF THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN HANGING IN THE VIDEO CHARTS.
VIDEO LIST
(*=CHARTED)
SUMMER DANGER
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND*
I AM A SPIDER
SUZIE PENDULUM-SWING
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
MADE IN RUSSIA
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
THE GHOST TRAIN
I AM A ROBOT*
CARPETRIGHT
POP GROUP*
SPEED CAMERA
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
LOSERVILLE.COM
TOVIL TREACLE MINES
SHOOTING STAR
I WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
NEWS OF THE WORLD
BABY BLUE
SUMMER DANGER
FRIENDLY MAIDSTONE
MICK THE LEYSDOWN TICKET TOUT
THE MUSEUM
THE FOSTERS MEECES
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) CURRENT LINE-UP AT AUGUST 2008:
ANDY EXPORT - SINGER AND GUITARIST
JUSTIN OLDER - GUITARIST AND BACKING SINGER
RIO FRASER - KEYBOARDS AND PROGRAMMING
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) ARE PLAYING AT THE ZEBRA BAR IN MAIDSTONE, KENT, ON: SEPTEMBER 17TH 2008...AT 7.30PM.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ARE 13 YEARS OLD. TO SOME THAT SPELLS BAD LUCK (ESPECIALLY AS THEY HAVE NOW BROKEN 7 MIRRORS) BUT FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE IT IS ANOTHER RE-BIRTH. SINCE 1995 UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN HAVE BEEN GOING STRONG. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BREAK OR A LAY-OFF PERIOD. THERE HAVE BEEN FEW PERSONNELL CHANGES.ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT) HAS BEEN THE CONSTANT.
BURIAL GROUND LANE...THE HORROR MUSICAL BY UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (WITH I AM A SPIDER) IS NEARING COMPLETION. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG-TERM PROJECT OF UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ALSO HAVE A GROUP DEDICATED TO THEM ON FACEBOOK. THE GROUP IS FREE TO JOIN. (THIS BLOG WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE GROUP)
"KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP" IS THE LATEST (AMBTIOUS) SONG AND VIDEO FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND). IT CAN BE VIEWED ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN. IT IS TOO LONG FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT IS ALSO ON BLIPTV AND FLICKR.
THE 2004 CD "UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN PRESENT LOSERVILLE.COM" SELLS QUITE REGULARLY ON E-BAY. IT CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN THROUGH THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS HAS BEEN THE LATEST UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) UPDATE.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE A POP BAND
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE FROM MAIDSTONE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED IN 1995
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED BY ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT)
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN CAN BE FOUND ON:
REVERBNATION.COM
MYSPACE.COM
LASTFM
YOUTUBE
BLIPTV
FACEBOOK
AND,OF COURSE, IN THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE.
THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE FEATURES BANDS SUCH AS:
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
THE CEMETERY GAES
V2086
THE BOLANS
I AM A SPIDER
MICKEY APPLES
ROCKER BILLY
FAYE MACADAMY
AND MORE.
MUSIC-BIZ FRIENDS AND COMPATRIOTS INCLUDE:
PIZT
REAVSEY
SAMMON
THE VOLUME BROTHERS
WILDBUNCH RADIO
SOYLENT RADIO
THE MACK DANGER SHOW (ILLINOIS)
CENET ROX
THE RUBBER BUBBER BEARS
STAR BELGRADE
BASEMENT MANIA
HANGOUT SKATEBOARDS
CRASH MASTER ASH
BRAWTH
KORGULL
OHMS
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN, THE MAIDSTONE BASED BAND WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 1995, NOW HAVE OVER 25 VIDEOS FEATURED IN THE NME VIDEO BANK. FOUR OF THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN HANGING IN THE VIDEO CHARTS.
VIDEO LIST
(*=CHARTED)
SUMMER DANGER
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND*
I AM A SPIDER
SUZIE PENDULUM-SWING
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
MADE IN RUSSIA
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
THE GHOST TRAIN
I AM A ROBOT*
CARPETRIGHT
POP GROUP*
SPEED CAMERA
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
LOSERVILLE.COM
TOVIL TREACLE MINES
SHOOTING STAR
I WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
NEWS OF THE WORLD
BABY BLUE
SUMMER DANGER
FRIENDLY MAIDSTONE
MICK THE LEYSDOWN TICKET TOUT
THE MUSEUM
THE FOSTERS MEECES
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) CURRENT LINE-UP AT AUGUST 2008:
ANDY EXPORT - SINGER AND GUITARIST
JUSTIN OLDER - GUITARIST AND BACKING SINGER
RIO FRASER - KEYBOARDS AND PROGRAMMING
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) ARE PLAYING AT THE ZEBRA BAR IN MAIDSTONE, KENT, ON: SEPTEMBER 17TH 2008...AT 7.30PM.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ARE 13 YEARS OLD. TO SOME THAT SPELLS BAD LUCK (ESPECIALLY AS THEY HAVE NOW BROKEN 7 MIRRORS) BUT FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE IT IS ANOTHER RE-BIRTH. SINCE 1995 UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN HAVE BEEN GOING STRONG. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BREAK OR A LAY-OFF PERIOD. THERE HAVE BEEN FEW PERSONNELL CHANGES.ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT) HAS BEEN THE CONSTANT.
BURIAL GROUND LANE...THE HORROR MUSICAL BY UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (WITH I AM A SPIDER) IS NEARING COMPLETION. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG-TERM PROJECT OF UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ALSO HAVE A GROUP DEDICATED TO THEM ON FACEBOOK. THE GROUP IS FREE TO JOIN. (THIS BLOG WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE GROUP)
"KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP" IS THE LATEST (AMBTIOUS) SONG AND VIDEO FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND). IT CAN BE VIEWED ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN. IT IS TOO LONG FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT IS ALSO ON BLIPTV AND FLICKR.
THE 2004 CD "UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN PRESENT LOSERVILLE.COM" SELLS QUITE REGULARLY ON E-BAY. IT CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN THROUGH THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS HAS BEEN THE LATEST UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) UPDATE.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE A POP BAND
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE FROM MAIDSTONE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED IN 1995
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED BY ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT)
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN CAN BE FOUND ON:
REVERBNATION.COM
MYSPACE.COM
LASTFM
YOUTUBE
BLIPTV
AND,OF COURSE, IN THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE.
THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE FEATURES BANDS SUCH AS:
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
THE CEMETERY GAES
V2086
THE BOLANS
I AM A SPIDER
MICKEY APPLES
ROCKER BILLY
FAYE MACADAMY
AND MORE.
MUSIC-BIZ FRIENDS AND COMPATRIOTS INCLUDE:
PIZT
REAVSEY
SAMMON
THE VOLUME BROTHERS
WILDBUNCH RADIO
SOYLENT RADIO
THE MACK DANGER SHOW (ILLINOIS)
CENET ROX
THE RUBBER BUBBER BEARS
STAR BELGRADE
BASEMENT MANIA
HANGOUT SKATEBOARDS
CRASH MASTER ASH
BRAWTH
KORGULL
OHMS
UFK Dollshouse Gig Update
Unlucky Fried Kitten are currently in the process of building the UFK Dollhouse to be comprised of inter-webbed personas such as"V2086", "I Am A Spider", "The Cinzano Slagz", "The Bolans","Skraps", "The Cemetry Gaes", and "The Ansome Wilfs"
Current members include Husband & Wife team Andy Export and Rio Fraser with a handful of guest musicians including the 'bigger than Jesus' Justin Older due to be performing at the upcoming gig live @ The Zebra Bar
17 September.
Current members include Husband & Wife team Andy Export and Rio Fraser with a handful of guest musicians including the 'bigger than Jesus' Justin Older due to be performing at the upcoming gig live @ The Zebra Bar
17 September.
Thursday, 14 August 2008
Bizarre Creature
Unlucky Fried Kitten (a pop band) from Maidstone in Kent are limbering up for the September 17th gig at The Zebra Bar, Madistone. New songs are being written and they will be interspresed with old songs. Also on the bill are Cellar 170 and Shoot The Moon.
Unlucky Fried Kitten now have an Italian base to work from. It is looked after by film-maker, Sebastiano who has made a film for the internationally dis-acclaimed, Bizarre Creature song.
Bizarre Creature comes from the Burial Ground Lane musical.
Here is the new film.
Unlucky Fried Kitten now have an Italian base to work from. It is looked after by film-maker, Sebastiano who has made a film for the internationally dis-acclaimed, Bizarre Creature song.
Bizarre Creature comes from the Burial Ground Lane musical.
Here is the new film.
Monday, 11 August 2008
UFK Related bands (got a bit of previous) ;)
UNCLE UMBILICAL AND THE AFTERBIRTH
THE HEDGEHOGS
10 TO 6
6 FEET UNDER
THE 'ANSOME WILFS
THE MARTINI SLUTZ
ACCELERATION
TEA WRECKS
CENET ROX (ANDY EXPORT ON GUITAR)
DEATH IN VENICE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (SINCE 1995)
THE ROLLING STONEZ(TRIBUTE BAND 1985)
SKRAPS
HARMONICA LEWINSKY
I AM A SPIDER
THE CINZANO SLAGZ
THE BOLANS
V2086
THE CEMETERY GAES
THE HEDGEHOGS
10 TO 6
6 FEET UNDER
THE 'ANSOME WILFS
THE MARTINI SLUTZ
ACCELERATION
TEA WRECKS
CENET ROX (ANDY EXPORT ON GUITAR)
DEATH IN VENICE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (SINCE 1995)
THE ROLLING STONEZ(TRIBUTE BAND 1985)
SKRAPS
HARMONICA LEWINSKY
I AM A SPIDER
THE CINZANO SLAGZ
THE BOLANS
V2086
THE CEMETERY GAES
pRESS dARLINGS
RADIO KENT- KENT ROCKS WITH MIKE BRILL (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED REVENGE AND TROOPING OF THE SQUALOR)
RADIO KENT-KENT ROCKS WITH MIKE BRILL (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED SIT AND DIE AND UNDERGROUND WORKER)
RADIO KENT- AT SUN PIER WITH SOME IRISH FEMALE DJ (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED PLAYED POP GROUP, LAZY LOVE AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU)
INVICTA RADIO- WITH CAESER THE BOOGIEMAN. (INTERVIWED)
RADIO 1- BRUNO BROOKES BREAKFAST SHOW- 1988- (PLAYED FARMYARD MASSACRE AND DISCUSSED BAND)
NUTHURST RADIO- (SPEED CAMERA)
JONATHAN ROSS-RADIO 2- (PLAYED LOSERVILLE.COM)
RADIO LONDON- THE ROBERT ELMS SHOW- (PLAYED LOsERVILLE.COM AND RAN A DISCUSSION ON IT FOR A FEW DAYS)
SOYLENT RADIO-USA- (PLAYED VARIOUS SONGS ON THE MACK DANGER RADIO SHOW)
THERE ARE OTHERS KNOWN ABOUT AND PROBABLY OTHERS NOT KNOWN ABOUT COS SOME OF THESE WERE STUMBLED UPON. DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MISSED.
SKY TV-1989- KEITH CHEGWIN AND NINA MYSKOV
TOO MANY PRESS CUTTINGS TO MENTION. (SOME CAN BE SEEN ON FACEBOOK...SOME ON MYSPACE)
RADIO KENT-KENT ROCKS WITH MIKE BRILL (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED SIT AND DIE AND UNDERGROUND WORKER)
RADIO KENT- AT SUN PIER WITH SOME IRISH FEMALE DJ (INTERVIEWED AND PLAYED PLAYED POP GROUP, LAZY LOVE AND I WANT TO BE WITH YOU)
INVICTA RADIO- WITH CAESER THE BOOGIEMAN. (INTERVIWED)
RADIO 1- BRUNO BROOKES BREAKFAST SHOW- 1988- (PLAYED FARMYARD MASSACRE AND DISCUSSED BAND)
NUTHURST RADIO- (SPEED CAMERA)
JONATHAN ROSS-RADIO 2- (PLAYED LOSERVILLE.COM)
RADIO LONDON- THE ROBERT ELMS SHOW- (PLAYED LOsERVILLE.COM AND RAN A DISCUSSION ON IT FOR A FEW DAYS)
SOYLENT RADIO-USA- (PLAYED VARIOUS SONGS ON THE MACK DANGER RADIO SHOW)
THERE ARE OTHERS KNOWN ABOUT AND PROBABLY OTHERS NOT KNOWN ABOUT COS SOME OF THESE WERE STUMBLED UPON. DON'T KNOW WHAT'S MISSED.
SKY TV-1989- KEITH CHEGWIN AND NINA MYSKOV
TOO MANY PRESS CUTTINGS TO MENTION. (SOME CAN BE SEEN ON FACEBOOK...SOME ON MYSPACE)
INFAMOUS UFK GIGS/PERFORMANCES
ROYAL ALBION- MAIDSTONE- TONS OF TIMES
MAIDSTONE ART COLLEGE- VALENTINE'S DAY 1989
HAMMERSMITH- WITH THE DENTISTS..A FEW TIMES 1986
FOLKESTONE- LEAS CLIFFE HALL- WITH THE VIBRATORS 1980'S
PICKWICK ARMS-ROCHESTER- 1985
ST MARY'S HALL- FRINDSBURY- 1984
THE RIVER BAR-MAIDSTONE-1997
SHEPPEY SQUASH CLUB- 1990- ISLE OF SHEPPEY
THE MARQUEE CLUB-LONDON- 1979
ST GEORGES HOTEL-CHATHAM-1986
THE LONDON TAVERN-MAIDSTONE-1986
THE WHITE HORSE-CHATHAM-MID 80'S
MAIDSTONE LABOUR HALL- 1989
SKY TV-1989
THE CREST CLUB-LEYSDOWN-1989
LONDON WEEKEND TELEVISION- 1989
VARIOUS RADIO SHOWS (SEE PRESS BLOG)
MAIDSTONE ART COLLEGE- VALENTINE'S DAY 1989
HAMMERSMITH- WITH THE DENTISTS..A FEW TIMES 1986
FOLKESTONE- LEAS CLIFFE HALL- WITH THE VIBRATORS 1980'S
PICKWICK ARMS-ROCHESTER- 1985
ST MARY'S HALL- FRINDSBURY- 1984
THE RIVER BAR-MAIDSTONE-1997
SHEPPEY SQUASH CLUB- 1990- ISLE OF SHEPPEY
THE MARQUEE CLUB-LONDON- 1979
ST GEORGES HOTEL-CHATHAM-1986
THE LONDON TAVERN-MAIDSTONE-1986
THE WHITE HORSE-CHATHAM-MID 80'S
MAIDSTONE LABOUR HALL- 1989
SKY TV-1989
THE CREST CLUB-LEYSDOWN-1989
LONDON WEEKEND TELEVISION- 1989
VARIOUS RADIO SHOWS (SEE PRESS BLOG)
Unlucky Fried Kitten storm New Musical Express
New Musical Express
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN, THE MAIDSTONE BASED BAND WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 1995, NOW HAVE OVER 25 VIDEOS FEATURED IN THE NME VIDEO BANK. FOUR OF THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN HANGING IN THE VIDEO CHARTS.
VIDEO LIST
(*=CHARTED)
SUMMER DANGER
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND*
I AM A SPIDER
SUZIE PENDULUM-SWING
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
MADE IN RUSSIA
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
THE GHOST TRAIN
I AM A ROBOT*
CARPETRIGHT
POP GROUP*
SPEED CAMERA
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
LOSERVILLE.COM
TOVIL TREACLE MINES
SHOOTING STAR
I WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
NEWS OF THE WORLD
BABY BLUE
SUMMER DANGER
FRIENDLY MAIDSTONE
MICK THE LEYSDOWN TICKET TOUT
THE MUSEUM
THE FOSTERS MEECES
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) CURRENT LINE-UP AT AUGUST 2008:
ANDY EXPORT - SINGER AND GUITARIST
JUSTIN OLDER - GUITARIST AND BACKING SINGER
RIO FRASER - KEYBOARDS AND PROGRAMMING
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) ARE PLAYING AT THE ZEBRA BAR IN MAIDSTONE, KENT, ON: SEPTEMBER 17TH 2008...AT 7.30PM.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ARE 13 YEARS OLD. TO SOME THAT SPELLS BAD LUCK (ESPECIALLY AS THEY HAVE NOW BROKEN 7 MIRRORS) BUT FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE IT IS ANOTHER RE-BIRTH. SINCE 1995 UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN HAVE BEEN GOING STRONG. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BREAK OR A LAY-OFF PERIOD. THERE HAVE BEEN FEW PERSONNELL CHANGES.ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT) HAS BEEN THE CONSTANT.
BURIAL GROUND LANE...THE HORROR MUSICAL BY UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (WITH I AM A SPIDER) IS NEARING COMPLETION. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG-TERM PROJECT OF UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ALSO HAVE A GROUP DEDICATED TO THEM ON FACEBOOK. THE GROUP IS FREE TO JOIN. (THIS BLOG WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE GROUP)
"KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP" IS THE LATEST (AMBTIOUS) SONG AND VIDEO FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND). IT CAN BE VIEWED ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN. IT IS TOO LONG FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT IS ALSO ON BLIPTV AND FLICKR.
THE 2004 CD "UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN PRESENT LOSERVILLE.COM" SELLS QUITE REGULARLY ON E-BAY. IT CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN THROUGH THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS HAS BEEN THE LATEST UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) UPDATE.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE A POP BAND
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE FROM MAIDSTONE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED IN 1995
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED BY ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT)
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN CAN BE FOUND ON:
REVERBNATION.COM
MYSPACE.COM
LASTFM
YOUTUBE
BLIPTV
FACEBOOK
AND,OF COURSE, IN THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE.
THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE FEATURES BANDS SUCH AS:
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
THE CEMETERY GAES
V2086
THE BOLANS
I AM A SPIDER
MICKEY APPLES
ROCKER BILLY
FAYE MACADAMY
AND MORE.
MUSIC-BIZ FRIENDS AND COMPATRIOTS INCLUDE:
PIZT
REAVSEY
SAMMON
THE VOLUME BROTHERS
WILDBUNCH RADIO
SOYLENT RADIO
THE MACK DANGER SHOW (ILLINOIS)
CENET ROX
THE RUBBER BUBBER BEARS
STAR BELGRADE
BASEMENT MANIA
HANGOUT SKATEBOARDS
CRASH MASTER ASH
BRAWTH
KORGULL
OHMS
I THANK YOU
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN, THE MAIDSTONE BASED BAND WHO HAVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE 1995, NOW HAVE OVER 25 VIDEOS FEATURED IN THE NME VIDEO BANK. FOUR OF THOSE VIDEOS HAVE BEEN HANGING IN THE VIDEO CHARTS.
VIDEO LIST
(*=CHARTED)
SUMMER DANGER
THE CREEPY GARDEN
THIS IS ENGLAND*
I AM A SPIDER
SUZIE PENDULUM-SWING
VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS
MADE IN RUSSIA
THE WORLD'S GONE MAD
THE GHOST TRAIN
I AM A ROBOT*
CARPETRIGHT
POP GROUP*
SPEED CAMERA
THE GIRL NEXT DOOR
LOSERVILLE.COM
TOVIL TREACLE MINES
SHOOTING STAR
I WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL
NEWS OF THE WORLD
BABY BLUE
SUMMER DANGER
FRIENDLY MAIDSTONE
MICK THE LEYSDOWN TICKET TOUT
THE MUSEUM
THE FOSTERS MEECES
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) CURRENT LINE-UP AT AUGUST 2008:
ANDY EXPORT - SINGER AND GUITARIST
JUSTIN OLDER - GUITARIST AND BACKING SINGER
RIO FRASER - KEYBOARDS AND PROGRAMMING
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) ARE PLAYING AT THE ZEBRA BAR IN MAIDSTONE, KENT, ON: SEPTEMBER 17TH 2008...AT 7.30PM.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ARE 13 YEARS OLD. TO SOME THAT SPELLS BAD LUCK (ESPECIALLY AS THEY HAVE NOW BROKEN 7 MIRRORS) BUT FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE IT IS ANOTHER RE-BIRTH. SINCE 1995 UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN HAVE BEEN GOING STRONG. THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A BREAK OR A LAY-OFF PERIOD. THERE HAVE BEEN FEW PERSONNELL CHANGES.ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT) HAS BEEN THE CONSTANT.
BURIAL GROUND LANE...THE HORROR MUSICAL BY UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (WITH I AM A SPIDER) IS NEARING COMPLETION. THIS HAS BEEN A LONG-TERM PROJECT OF UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) FROM MAIDSTONE...ALSO HAVE A GROUP DEDICATED TO THEM ON FACEBOOK. THE GROUP IS FREE TO JOIN. (THIS BLOG WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO THE GROUP)
"KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP" IS THE LATEST (AMBTIOUS) SONG AND VIDEO FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND). IT CAN BE VIEWED ON THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN. IT IS TOO LONG FOR YOUTUBE BUT IT IS ALSO ON BLIPTV AND FLICKR.
THE 2004 CD "UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN PRESENT LOSERVILLE.COM" SELLS QUITE REGULARLY ON E-BAY. IT CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN THROUGH THEIR MYSPACE PAGE.
THIS HAS BEEN THE LATEST UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN (A POP BAND) UPDATE.
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE A POP BAND
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN ARE FROM MAIDSTONE
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED IN 1995
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN WERE FORMED BY ANDY FRASER (ANDY EXPORT)
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN CAN BE FOUND ON:
REVERBNATION.COM
MYSPACE.COM
LASTFM
YOUTUBE
BLIPTV
AND,OF COURSE, IN THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE.
THE UFK DOLLSHOUSE FEATURES BANDS SUCH AS:
UNLUCKY FRIED KITTEN
THE CEMETERY GAES
V2086
THE BOLANS
I AM A SPIDER
MICKEY APPLES
ROCKER BILLY
FAYE MACADAMY
AND MORE.
MUSIC-BIZ FRIENDS AND COMPATRIOTS INCLUDE:
PIZT
REAVSEY
SAMMON
THE VOLUME BROTHERS
WILDBUNCH RADIO
SOYLENT RADIO
THE MACK DANGER SHOW (ILLINOIS)
CENET ROX
THE RUBBER BUBBER BEARS
STAR BELGRADE
BASEMENT MANIA
HANGOUT SKATEBOARDS
CRASH MASTER ASH
BRAWTH
KORGULL
OHMS
I THANK YOU
Thursday, 7 August 2008
Kitten On Your Doorstep
As you can see...we are making videos for adverts but they are unsolicited...totally.
It's a form of guerilla advertising.
Facebook Baby
FACEBOOK BABY
YOU TALK ABOUT THE NEW YORK DOLLS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE ANARCHY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
YOU TALK ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
YOU TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
THE SCIENCE OF BIOLOGY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO
I LOVE YOU
FACEBOOK BABY
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
YOU TALK ABOUT THE LACK OF TREES
YOU SAY IT IS A BIG DISEASE
YOU TALK ABOUT THE BUSTED SKY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND I
YOU TALK ABOUT OUR SHANGRILA
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR CUTE RED CAR
YOU TALK ABOUT THE CHERRY TREE
BUT YOU AVOID THE ISSUE OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO ETC
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE CYBER-TRENDS
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ISP
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR WIRELESS MOUSE
YOU TALK ABOUT DIE FLEDERMAUS
YOU TALK ABOUT EQUALITY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO ETC
YOU TALK ABOUT THE NEW YORK DOLLS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE ANARCHY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
YOU TALK ABOUT TECHNOLOGY
YOU TALK ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
THE SCIENCE OF BIOLOGY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO
I LOVE YOU
FACEBOOK BABY
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
YOU TALK ABOUT THE LACK OF TREES
YOU SAY IT IS A BIG DISEASE
YOU TALK ABOUT THE BUSTED SKY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND I
YOU TALK ABOUT OUR SHANGRILA
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR CUTE RED CAR
YOU TALK ABOUT THE CHERRY TREE
BUT YOU AVOID THE ISSUE OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO ETC
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS
YOU TALK ABOUT THE CYBER-TRENDS
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR ISP
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR WIRELESS MOUSE
YOU TALK ABOUT DIE FLEDERMAUS
YOU TALK ABOUT EQUALITY
BUT YOU NEVER TALK OF YOU AND ME
WHAT CAN I DO ETC
My Apple Mac Is My Best Friend
THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS
WHERE IS VOCATION, ANSWER MY PLEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
NO CELEBRATION, NO CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS…..REPEAT 4 TIMES OR MORE
COLD WINTER EVENINGS, NO REASON TO BE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BARBEQUED REINDEER, BURGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
STUCK IN MY BEDSIT WITH WIRES AND CABLES THAT SPILL FROM COMPUTERS ON VARIOUS TABLES AND SAT-NAV AND E-BAY AND FACEBOOK AND MORE
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME BUT I’M SUCH A BORE
I AM NOW
CRIPPLED AND BLEEDING, LAND OF THE FREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
CASHPOINT CONFUSION, WITH MY USER ID, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
C-DIFF ON THE MATERNITY WARD, CRAP ON TV, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS, F’FINGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
ADVENT CALENDARS CLOSED WITH THE WINDOWS BOARDED UP
SOMEBODY STOLE ALL THE GLITTERING PRIZES
FAIRIES ARE DANGLING OUT OF THE WINDOWS
OLD CHRISTMAS CAROLS, SUNG OUT OF KEY, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
WE HANG OUR DELUSIONS, ON A FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
ADVENT CALENDARS GONE, FLOATING DOWN THE STREAM
SOMEBODY SCREWED DOWN THE MAKE-BELIEVE SHUTTERS
ANGELS THAT CONGREGATE, SELLING NARCOTICS
STUCK IN MY PARLOUR WITH E-MAILS AND WINDOWS THAT OPEN TO FACES ON HIGHWAYS OF INFOAND MANUALS AND WEBSITES AND BUCKETS OF SPAM
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME, I AM WHAT I AM
I AM NOW
WHERE IS VOCATION, ANSWER MY PLEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
NO CELEBRATION, NO CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS…..REPEAT 4 TIMES OR MORE
COLD WINTER EVENINGS, NO REASON TO BE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BARBEQUED REINDEER, BURGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
STUCK IN MY BEDSIT WITH WIRES AND CABLES THAT SPILL FROM COMPUTERS ON VARIOUS TABLES AND SAT-NAV AND E-BAY AND FACEBOOK AND MORE
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME BUT I’M SUCH A BORE
I AM NOW
CRIPPLED AND BLEEDING, LAND OF THE FREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
CASHPOINT CONFUSION, WITH MY USER ID, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
C-DIFF ON THE MATERNITY WARD, CRAP ON TV, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
BROKEN GUITAR STRINGS, F’FINGERS FOR TEA, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
ADVENT CALENDARS CLOSED WITH THE WINDOWS BOARDED UP
SOMEBODY STOLE ALL THE GLITTERING PRIZES
FAIRIES ARE DANGLING OUT OF THE WINDOWS
OLD CHRISTMAS CAROLS, SUNG OUT OF KEY, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
WE HANG OUR DELUSIONS, ON A FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE, THIS ISN’T CHRISTMAS FOR ME
ADVENT CALENDARS GONE, FLOATING DOWN THE STREAM
SOMEBODY SCREWED DOWN THE MAKE-BELIEVE SHUTTERS
ANGELS THAT CONGREGATE, SELLING NARCOTICS
STUCK IN MY PARLOUR WITH E-MAILS AND WINDOWS THAT OPEN TO FACES ON HIGHWAYS OF INFOAND MANUALS AND WEBSITES AND BUCKETS OF SPAM
TECHNOLOGY SAVED ME, I AM WHAT I AM
I AM NOW
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
WE DON’T NEED ADVERTISING STRATEGIES TO REMIND US WHAT TO BUY
WE DON’T NEED HOLLYWOOD DIRECTORS TO REMIND US WHEN TO CRY
WE DON’T NEED TO SPOUT TECHNOLOGY TO FEED OUR INSPIRATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
WE DON’T NEED CHEMICALS AND ADDITIVES TO LIFT US TO SUCCESS
WE DON’T NEED FANCY-DAN DIPLOMAS SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE TO IMPRESS
WE DON’T NEED SUPERSONIC ROCKET-SHIPS TO DELIVER US TO OUR STATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
WE DON’T NEED MULTIPLE PERSONAS TO OBSTRUCT US IN OUR MISSION
WE DON’T NEED GROSS CELEBRITY TO OFFER US POSITION
WE DON’T WANT TRAUMA- COMPLEX TO ADMINISTER OUR SALVATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
WE DON’T NEED GUITARS WITH KNOBS ON THAT WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY
NO UTOPIAN LEXICOGRAPHERS TO LEARN US WHAT TO SAY
IF HI-TECH IS YOUR COUNTRY’S GOAL YOU’VE GOT A STUPID NATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNIGHTS WERE BOLD AND MOPEDS WEREN’T INVENTED
THEY HAD TO RIDE ON HORSEBACK BUT THE BUGGERS WERE CONTENTED
WE DON’T NEED DIALS AND MEDIA FILES OR HIGH-BROW CONVERSATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
OK, I’D BETTER GIVE IT UP COS I’M FEELING SLIGHTLY QUEASY
THE WORDS ARE LONG THE VOICE IS STRONG THE SENTIMENTS ARE EASY
IT’S KINDA TOUGH TO TELL A SCRUFF THE BIG MISTAKE HE’S MAKING
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
WE DON’T NEED ADVERTISING STRATEGIES TO REMIND US WHAT TO BUY
WE DON’T NEED HOLLYWOOD DIRECTORS TO REMIND US WHEN TO CRY
WE DON’T NEED TO SPOUT TECHNOLOGY TO FEED OUR INSPIRATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
WE DON’T NEED CHEMICALS AND ADDITIVES TO LIFT US TO SUCCESS
WE DON’T NEED FANCY-DAN DIPLOMAS SIGNED IN TRIPLICATE TO IMPRESS
WE DON’T NEED SUPERSONIC ROCKET-SHIPS TO DELIVER US TO OUR STATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
MY APPLE MAC IS MY BEST FRIEND
WE DON’T NEED MULTIPLE PERSONAS TO OBSTRUCT US IN OUR MISSION
WE DON’T NEED GROSS CELEBRITY TO OFFER US POSITION
WE DON’T WANT TRAUMA- COMPLEX TO ADMINISTER OUR SALVATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
WE DON’T NEED GUITARS WITH KNOBS ON THAT WILL TEACH US HOW TO PLAY
NO UTOPIAN LEXICOGRAPHERS TO LEARN US WHAT TO SAY
IF HI-TECH IS YOUR COUNTRY’S GOAL YOU’VE GOT A STUPID NATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNIGHTS WERE BOLD AND MOPEDS WEREN’T INVENTED
THEY HAD TO RIDE ON HORSEBACK BUT THE BUGGERS WERE CONTENTED
WE DON’T NEED DIALS AND MEDIA FILES OR HIGH-BROW CONVERSATION
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
OK, I’D BETTER GIVE IT UP COS I’M FEELING SLIGHTLY QUEASY
THE WORDS ARE LONG THE VOICE IS STRONG THE SENTIMENTS ARE EASY
IT’S KINDA TOUGH TO TELL A SCRUFF THE BIG MISTAKE HE’S MAKING
WE ALWAYS USE THE APPLE MAC IN EVERY SITUATION
Tuesday, 5 August 2008
Kitten On Your Doorstep (words)
KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SATURDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU FROWN WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOAN WHEN I DON’T SHAVE.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SELDOM FOLLOW CURRENT TRENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT ME FOR THINGS I DO
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I’M LOVING YOU
I LOVE THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRAND-DAD IN HIS DUNGAREES
I LOVE THE POPPIES IN YOUR CORNFIELD BENDING IN THE BREEZE
I LOVE THE COLOURS IN YOUR PAINTBOX AND YOUR PASTEL CHALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WHISPER GENTLY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SCREW UP AT MONOPOLY
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY
I LOVE YOUR EYES THEY MAKE ME THINK OF HAPPY DAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANG YOUR HEAD IN TEARS
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
I LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE FILMS AND DVD’S
I LOVE YOUR CHEEKBONES AND YOUR MONKEY KNEES
I LOVE THE POSTERS IN YOUR HALLWAY OF ROCK-STARS DEAD AND GONE
I LOVE OUR KARAOKE EVENINGS WHEN WE BOTH SING ALONG
I LOVE THE WILLOW PATTERN TEA-CUP IN WHICH YOU KEEP YOUR RINGS
I LOVE YOUR QUADROPHONIC HEAD-PHONES WITH THE NOISE THEY BRING
I LOVE THE LITTLE CARRIER-BAGS YOU USE AS BINS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COOK A MEAL AND NOT FROM TINS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU RARELY EVER FALL FROM GRACE
I LOVE YOUR CURTAINS AND I LOVE YOUR CHAIRS
I LOVE THE WILTON IN YOUR HALL AND STAIRS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR GARDEN GROW
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
I LOVE THE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA,THE MAGNETS ON YOUR FRIDGE
I LOVE THE LITTLE MODEL TREE-HOUSE,AND YOUR PIXIE-BRIDGE
I LOVE THE RECORDS IN YOUR JUKE-BOX FROM ELVIS TO THE CLASH
I LOVE YOUR BROCOLLI MOUSAKKA AND YOUR CORNED-BEEF HASH
I LOVE THE LITTLE JAZZ-CHORDS IN YOUR SERENADE
I LOVE THE BRITTLE FLAKES INSIDE YOUR MARMALADE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER STOOP TO CRITICISE
I LOVE THE HINT OF MISBEHAVIOUR IN YOUR EYES
I LOVE YOUR HEARTBEAT WHEN YOU’RE IN REPOSE
I LOVE THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR KINDNESS FLOWS
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUCK A TREND
I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SWEAR MY HAZEL EYES ARE BROWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME I MUST STAND UP TALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MARCH ALONG THE SHOPPING MALL
I LOVE THE KIITEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,I WATCH IT WAIT FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY IT GETS EXCITED,HE’S SUCH A MATE FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT MALTESERS WITH A SPOON
I LOVE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU BEND FROM A BALLOON
I LOVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE SHARE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COME ALIVE BY CANDLELIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHEAT AT CARDS WHEN I DON’T LOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR LATEST BOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER FAIL TO CRACK THE CODE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE’S TIGHT TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE FISHES IN YOUR FISHTANK,THE WAY THEY SWIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE PEBBLES ON YOUR SEA-SHORE,THE WAY THEY SKIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE BREAD INSIDE YOUR TOASTER,THE WAY IT BURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE ALBUM ON YOUR HI-FI,THE WAY IT TURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE APPLE CRUMBLES THAT YOU BAKE IN TRAYS
I LOVE THE SNAPSHOTS FROM YOU VARIOUS HOLIDAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAINT YOUR TOE-NAILS RED AND BLACK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER FOR THE CRACK
I LOVE THE DRAGONS THAT YOU PAINTED,ON MY BEST GUITARS
I LOVE THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ME TALK TO,IN YOUR FAVOURITE BARS
I LOVE THE PICURES OF NIRVANA,ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD A CAMERA,I LOVE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS ARGUE BLACK IS WHITE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU OFTEN TELL ME DARK IS LIGHT
I LOVE THE GOTHIC FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
I LOVE THE COMPLEX SHAPES OF YOUR ANATOMY
I LOVE THE DECK-CHAIRS THAT YOU HIRE OUT ON THE BEACH
I LOVE THE IMPERFECTIONS IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VACUUM ROUND THE 3-PIECE SUITE
I LOVE THE JIGSAWS THAT YOU NEVER QUITE COMPLETE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY OFF TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE BOTTLES IN YOUR MILK-CRATE,WHEN THE MILKMAN’S BEEN
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT,WHEN YOUR KITCHEN’S CLEAN
I LOVE THE WIRES IN YOUR FUSE-BOX,WHEN THEY TURN TO SPARKS
I LOVE THE WAY I GRADE YOU DAILY,YOU ALWAYS GET TOP MARKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHOOT ME DOWN FOR BEING DUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND SUCK YOUR THUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR POLITICS ARE UNDERMINED
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR CREDIT-CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN YOUR PARLOUR,THEY WALK QUITE SLOW FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE CANINES,THEY NEVER GO FOR YOU
I LOVE THE STICKERS ON YOUR WARDROBE,THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
I LOVE THE DOLPHINS ON YOUR BATHROBE,I LOVE YOUR CORNER BATH
I LOVE THE STANDARD LAMP YOU BOUGHT FROM HARVEY NICKS
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE CHAPLIN WALKING-STICKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVE THAT YOU’RE A FRIEND TO ME
I LOVE THE LITTLE MESSAGES YOU SEND TO ME
I LOVE THE FUNKY REVELATIONS,IN YOUR DIARY
I LOVE YOUR FANCY OBSERVATIONS,THEY INSPIRE ME
I LOVE THE RED AND YELLOW HORSES,ON YOUR CAROUSEL
I LOVE THE GLITTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD,I LOVE YOUR WISHING-WELL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN IT’S DUE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR LITMUS PAPER TURNS TO BLUE
I LOVE THE PLASTIC LETTERS ON YOUR WHEELIE-BIN
I LOVE THE LITTLE INDENTATIONS ON YOUR SKIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIDN’T JUDGE ME,WHEN I WAS OUT OF LINE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DON’T BEGRUDGE ME,WHEN I WASTE MY TIME
I LOVE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR POSTCODE
I KNOW THEM OFF BY HEART
I LOVE THE JUPITER PERSUASION
INSIDE YOUR ASTRAL CHART
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT IT’S QUITE NICE TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU STACK YOUR MAGAZINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMASH YOUR TAMBOURINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STRIVE FOR MORE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE THINGS TO THE POOR
I LOVE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN YOUR FOSTER-GRANTS
I LOVE YOUR RUSIAN SOUP-BOWLS AND YOUR POTTED PLANTS
I LOVE THE CHUNKY HAMBURGERS YOU MAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE SHAKERS THAT YOU SHAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE COBWEBS ON YOUR CEILING IN YOUR GARDEN SHED
I LOVE THE SECRETS YOU’RE REVEALING,FROM OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THE CREATIONS IN YOUR SKETCHPAD,ALL NEATLY SIGNED BY YOU
I LOVE THE POETRY ON POST-IT NOTES,LEFT BEHIND BY YOU
I LOVE YOUR GLAZED BANANAS AND YOUR PECAN PIE
I LOVE YOUR HOT-SPICED CIDER AND YOUR SCOTCH AND RYE
I LOVE THE WAY THERE’S NOTHING I CAN TEACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU REACH THOSE WHO CAN’T REACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING TO
I LOVE THE JACKET YOU ARE WEARING
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH
OH NO I HAVE TO BEG YOUR PARDON
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ENTRY-SYSTEM DOOR-PHONE
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING THROUGH
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE I’M TALKING TO
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR SATURDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMILE WHEN YOU ARE SAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU FROWN WHEN YOU ARE MAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME TO BEHAVE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOAN WHEN I DON’T SHAVE.
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SELDOM FOLLOW CURRENT TRENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LAUGH AT ME FOR THINGS I DO
I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE THE WAY I’M LOVING YOU
I LOVE THE PICTURE OF YOUR GRAND-DAD IN HIS DUNGAREES
I LOVE THE POPPIES IN YOUR CORNFIELD BENDING IN THE BREEZE
I LOVE THE COLOURS IN YOUR PAINTBOX AND YOUR PASTEL CHALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WHISPER GENTLY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SCREW UP AT MONOPOLY
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CAN’T PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY
I LOVE YOUR EYES THEY MAKE ME THINK OF HAPPY DAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME TODAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ON HOLIDAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANG YOUR HEAD IN TEARS
I LOVE THE WAY THAT YOU CONFRONT YOUR FEARS
I LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE FILMS AND DVD’S
I LOVE YOUR CHEEKBONES AND YOUR MONKEY KNEES
I LOVE THE POSTERS IN YOUR HALLWAY OF ROCK-STARS DEAD AND GONE
I LOVE OUR KARAOKE EVENINGS WHEN WE BOTH SING ALONG
I LOVE THE WILLOW PATTERN TEA-CUP IN WHICH YOU KEEP YOUR RINGS
I LOVE YOUR QUADROPHONIC HEAD-PHONES WITH THE NOISE THEY BRING
I LOVE THE LITTLE CARRIER-BAGS YOU USE AS BINS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COOK A MEAL AND NOT FROM TINS
I LOVE IT WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING ON YOUR FACE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU RARELY EVER FALL FROM GRACE
I LOVE YOUR CURTAINS AND I LOVE YOUR CHAIRS
I LOVE THE WILTON IN YOUR HALL AND STAIRS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE YOUR GARDEN GROW
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW
I LOVE THE TOPPINGS ON YOUR PIZZA,THE MAGNETS ON YOUR FRIDGE
I LOVE THE LITTLE MODEL TREE-HOUSE,AND YOUR PIXIE-BRIDGE
I LOVE THE RECORDS IN YOUR JUKE-BOX FROM ELVIS TO THE CLASH
I LOVE YOUR BROCOLLI MOUSAKKA AND YOUR CORNED-BEEF HASH
I LOVE THE LITTLE JAZZ-CHORDS IN YOUR SERENADE
I LOVE THE BRITTLE FLAKES INSIDE YOUR MARMALADE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER STOOP TO CRITICISE
I LOVE THE HINT OF MISBEHAVIOUR IN YOUR EYES
I LOVE YOUR HEARTBEAT WHEN YOU’RE IN REPOSE
I LOVE THE SPEED AT WHICH YOUR KINDNESS FLOWS
I LOVE YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUCK A TREND
I LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU’RE NOT MY FRIEND
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP ME UP WHEN I AM DOWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SWEAR MY HAZEL EYES ARE BROWN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TELL ME I MUST STAND UP TALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU MARCH ALONG THE SHOPPING MALL
I LOVE THE KIITEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,I WATCH IT WAIT FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY IT GETS EXCITED,HE’S SUCH A MATE FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU EAT MALTESERS WITH A SPOON
I LOVE THE PUPPIES THAT YOU BEND FROM A BALLOON
I LOVE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT WE SHARE AT NIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU COME ALIVE BY CANDLELIGHT
I LOVE THE WAY YOU CHEAT AT CARDS WHEN I DON’T LOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ILLUSTRATE YOUR LATEST BOOK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HELP OLD PEOPLE CROSS THE ROAD
I LOVE THE WAY YOU NEVER FAIL TO CRACK THE CODE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW YOUR SCHEDULE’S TIGHT TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE FISHES IN YOUR FISHTANK,THE WAY THEY SWIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE PEBBLES ON YOUR SEA-SHORE,THE WAY THEY SKIM FOR YOU
I LOVE THE BREAD INSIDE YOUR TOASTER,THE WAY IT BURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE ALBUM ON YOUR HI-FI,THE WAY IT TURNS FOR YOU
I LOVE THE APPLE CRUMBLES THAT YOU BAKE IN TRAYS
I LOVE THE SNAPSHOTS FROM YOU VARIOUS HOLIDAYS
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PAINT YOUR TOE-NAILS RED AND BLACK
I LOVE THE WAY YOU WATCH BIG BROTHER FOR THE CRACK
I LOVE THE DRAGONS THAT YOU PAINTED,ON MY BEST GUITARS
I LOVE THE FRIENDS YOU MADE ME TALK TO,IN YOUR FAVOURITE BARS
I LOVE THE PICURES OF NIRVANA,ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD A CAMERA,I LOVE YOUR CRYSTAL BALL
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU ALWAYS ARGUE BLACK IS WHITE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU OFTEN TELL ME DARK IS LIGHT
I LOVE THE GOTHIC FAIRY ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE
I LOVE THE COMPLEX SHAPES OF YOUR ANATOMY
I LOVE THE DECK-CHAIRS THAT YOU HIRE OUT ON THE BEACH
I LOVE THE IMPERFECTIONS IN YOUR DAILY SPEECH
I LOVE THE WAY YOU VACUUM ROUND THE 3-PIECE SUITE
I LOVE THE JIGSAWS THAT YOU NEVER QUITE COMPLETE
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW IT’S YOUR DAY OFF TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE BOTTLES IN YOUR MILK-CRATE,WHEN THE MILKMAN’S BEEN
I LOVE THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT,WHEN YOUR KITCHEN’S CLEAN
I LOVE THE WIRES IN YOUR FUSE-BOX,WHEN THEY TURN TO SPARKS
I LOVE THE WAY I GRADE YOU DAILY,YOU ALWAYS GET TOP MARKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU SHOOT ME DOWN FOR BEING DUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP AND SUCK YOUR THUMB
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR POLITICS ARE UNDERMINED
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR CREDIT-CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
I LOVE THE SPIDERS IN YOUR PARLOUR,THEY WALK QUITE SLOW FOR YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HANDLE CANINES,THEY NEVER GO FOR YOU
I LOVE THE STICKERS ON YOUR WARDROBE,THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH
I LOVE THE DOLPHINS ON YOUR BATHROBE,I LOVE YOUR CORNER BATH
I LOVE THE STANDARD LAMP YOU BOUGHT FROM HARVEY NICKS
I LOVE YOUR LITTLE CHARLIE CHAPLIN WALKING-STICKS
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PROVE THAT YOU’RE A FRIEND TO ME
I LOVE THE LITTLE MESSAGES YOU SEND TO ME
I LOVE THE FUNKY REVELATIONS,IN YOUR DIARY
I LOVE YOUR FANCY OBSERVATIONS,THEY INSPIRE ME
I LOVE THE RED AND YELLOW HORSES,ON YOUR CAROUSEL
I LOVE THE GLITTER ON YOUR FOREHEAD,I LOVE YOUR WISHING-WELL
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE ME CREDIT WHEN IT’S DUE
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR LITMUS PAPER TURNS TO BLUE
I LOVE THE PLASTIC LETTERS ON YOUR WHEELIE-BIN
I LOVE THE LITTLE INDENTATIONS ON YOUR SKIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DIDN’T JUDGE ME,WHEN I WAS OUT OF LINE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU DON’T BEGRUDGE ME,WHEN I WASTE MY TIME
I LOVE THE NUMBERS IN YOUR POSTCODE
I KNOW THEM OFF BY HEART
I LOVE THE JUPITER PERSUASION
INSIDE YOUR ASTRAL CHART
HELLO MY DEAR IT’S NICE OF YOU TO COME AND STAY
ESPECIALLY AS I KNOW THAT IT’S QUITE NICE TODAY
I’VE ASKED YOU ROUND SO I CAN READ MY LITTLE LIST
ALL THE REASONS WHY I’M LOVING YOU IN CASE YOU MISSED
I LOVE THE WAY YOU STACK YOUR MAGAZINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU SMASH YOUR TAMBOURINES
I LOVE THE WAY YOU ALWAYS STRIVE FOR MORE
I LOVE THE WAY YOU GIVE THINGS TO THE POOR
I LOVE THE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN YOUR FOSTER-GRANTS
I LOVE YOUR RUSIAN SOUP-BOWLS AND YOUR POTTED PLANTS
I LOVE THE CHUNKY HAMBURGERS YOU MAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE SNOWFLAKE SHAKERS THAT YOU SHAKE FOR ME
I LOVE THE COBWEBS ON YOUR CEILING IN YOUR GARDEN SHED
I LOVE THE SECRETS YOU’RE REVEALING,FROM OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD
I LOVE THE CREATIONS IN YOUR SKETCHPAD,ALL NEATLY SIGNED BY YOU
I LOVE THE POETRY ON POST-IT NOTES,LEFT BEHIND BY YOU
I LOVE YOUR GLAZED BANANAS AND YOUR PECAN PIE
I LOVE YOUR HOT-SPICED CIDER AND YOUR SCOTCH AND RYE
I LOVE THE WAY THERE’S NOTHING I CAN TEACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE WAY YOU REACH THOSE WHO CAN’T REACH TO YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING TO
I LOVE THE JACKET YOU ARE WEARING
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE YOU’RE WALKING THROUGH
OH NO I HAVE TO BEG YOUR PARDON
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE ENTRY-SYSTEM DOOR-PHONE
THE ONE YOU’RE TALKING THROUGH
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP,
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
THE ONE I’M TALKING TO
I LOVE THE ARCHWAY IN YOUR GARDEN
THE ONE I’M WALKING TO
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I THINK I’M STALKING YOU
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
I LOVE THE KITTEN ON YOUR DOORSTEP
Kitten On Your Doorstep
Unlucky Fried Kitten have finished creating their new song and video entitled Kitten On Your Doorstep. At almost 12 minutes long it is too lengthy to go on YouTube...and indeed on most video hosting sites.
You can see it on bliptv....or
on the Facebook group called Unlucky Fried Kitten (A Pop Group)
If you are on Facebook...go look at the group....join if you wish. There are a whole bunch of other videos from Unlucky Fried Kitten on there.
Unlucky Fried Kitten can also be found on YouTube.
YouTube>exproggo
or
YouTube>kartoonzrus
or
YouTube>search for Unlucky Fried Kitten
You can see it on bliptv....or
on the Facebook group called Unlucky Fried Kitten (A Pop Group)
If you are on Facebook...go look at the group....join if you wish. There are a whole bunch of other videos from Unlucky Fried Kitten on there.
Unlucky Fried Kitten can also be found on YouTube.
YouTube>exproggo
or
YouTube>kartoonzrus
or
YouTube>search for Unlucky Fried Kitten
New Stuff
| Rio Fraser flies back to Los Angeles on 20th February to prepare for her immediate return once finances and affairs have been finalised. It's a tense time for the band and for Andy Fraser aka Andy Export.On Rio's return to Maidstone Unlucky Fried Kitten will move up a gear in the respect of opening the doors of The UFK Dollshouse. There are lots of new features planned for The UFK Dollshouse. Bands already signed up are The Cemetry Gaes , The Bolans , Mickey Apples , V2086 and I Am A Spider. Unlucky Fried Kitten are in by default. There are 18 videos made so far I AM A SPIDER POP GROUP REVENGE SPEED CAMERA THE HAUNTED HOUSE BIZARRE CREATURE SUZY PENDULUM-SWING MEECES WE ARE THE MEECES THE WICKED WITCH THE MUSEUM THE GHOST TRAIN THE CREEPY GARDEN THIS IS ENGLAND LOSERVILLE.COM I AM A ROBOT VAMPIRES AND SKELETONS THE KID'S A PUNK There will be a new blog very shortly with some exciting news of the I Am A Spider variety. Thank You | ||||||
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Burial Ground Lane
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| As from today...23rd November 2007...the whole of the album entitled Burial Ground Lane is available for listening to on this Reverb page. Burial Ground lane is an album encapsulating a darkly comic story as told by the I Am A Spider band...one of the bands featured in the UFK Dollshouse. I Am A Spider have written a number of albums which tell stories based around themes. Some are already in the can, so to speak. Some are awaiting recording. All will be added to this site and obviously will be housed in the UFK Dollshouse. Other titles include: Goggleton Farm Under The Sea Monsterland The Story of Pigglestone Town Monsters From Space Robot Nation Oh What A Wonderful Funfair The Crazy Circus The Final Fairy Tale Romantic,I'm Frantic For You Inside The Middle Earth The HarbourMaster's Tale The Boxes A Nation of Shop-Keepers The Story of Fantastic Man | ||
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Unlucky Fried Kitten:
A palm-full of others passed through the ranks at assorted times (mostly for live shows and occasional-to-seldom recording)Notable contributors include:Tony Wilkinson-Sword, Leigh Highwood, Citizen Chris, Ben & Sam Kesteven, Paul Cox, Marky Boy, And Rupert.
So, there you have it. The full and final roll call of a band that always strived for more...but could not quite get there. A band dogged with infighting and conflict. A band successfully and non successfully sued by a multitude of corporate companies
Export made a point of insisting he was "no musician...not by any elongation of the imagination." He always preferred to think of himself as an "Optimistic busker in the garb of a griffin" He was misunderstood.
Childhood misery drove him into the arms of songwriting where he created his own little characters and worlds..to take him from his own cheerless existence. Terri Saunders in her potted Andy Export biography for New York's Good Morning Sunday magazine described Andy's childhood writings as " a paranoid rock and roll baby version of the Bronte sisters infantic work" Andy's own recollections were harsher...as exampled in his autobiography, Drunk Rock. ...with the reflection:"I could never sleep. I was haunted by remorse...yay...from such a young age.I tried counting sheep, but they were black sheep...I couldn't see them in the dark. In the later chapters he alludes to the pointlessness of his childhood with the remark..."I wish I could have been born at 21...then I would have missed the pitiful years of my youth." Even in a recent interview with L.A. glamour hack, Taylor Reed, he joked "My childhood was gross, a time when I played with soldiers and my sister played with dolls...it's the other way around now!" Andy was roaring drunk at the time of the interview...and on-lookers saw it as a glib attempt at flirting with Miss Reed.
Given Andy's bleakness of expectation it was seen as odd that he should team up with the supremely confident (many say arrogant) Kingsley Oregon. Kingsley was poached from urban art-rockers The Cinzano Slagz. Seriously happy with his own persona, Oregon was often mis-judged by the "salt of the Earth" die-hard punk crowd of of Leuven...the Belgian university city famed for it's Stella Artois and bicycles...from where he hailed. Oregon won the Opwijk Drummer's "drummer of the year" award for three consecutive years.(sponsored by Drumbeat Magazine with the grand prize of drumming for the Pedal Pedal Gang in the Brussels amphitheatre). Andy, in Brussels on a soul-searching mission to the Belgian capital....with a view to "easing consternation" noticed the flip-crash style of Oregon's drumming...and signed him on the spot.in the Hilde de Wachter Bar.Their vastly conflicting personalities worked incredibly well together. Andy would often joke:"my inferiority complex is not as good as your inferiority complex." to which Oregon would retort.."yes..and my superiority complex is better than your superiority complex...and better than anyone else's for that matter!" They shook hands back in that Hilde de Wachter Bar...and so began the hunt for a bass player. Andy and Kingsley relocated to London and placed an ad in the Melody Maker. They got three responses. One from a 55 year old golfer who played bass in a covers band doing Jim Reeves/Marty Robbins songs. Another from a leather rocker girl into Suzi Quatro and Mud. A third from Michael Shufflebotham who lived on a farm on the south coast. They chose Michael due to his unswerving natural ability on the fret board...(and cos they had a barn they could practice in for free:) Michael was the black sheep of the family...his two brothers followed their father into farming...not like Michael who chose the "wicked path of rock and roll" So, the basic line-up of UFK were out of the traps. In Andy''s autobiography he explains how they changed Mickey's name to the one we all know him by now..."Ah! He was funny in those days...we'd roll up at the barn with our amps and our crates of booze...and he'd pitch in with a box of apples! We just had to christen him "Mickey Apples"
Mickey continued the tradition on the UFK, Kitten On your Doorstep tour, insisting on a pallet of apples be loaded into the dressing room.
Mickey was a good bass player, but he constantly badgered Andy..trying to get UFK to play his songs, which were mostly atrocious! They argued a lot. In a fit of pique Mickey stormed out of a YMCA gig...on the "Perishing Robots" tour and he never played with UFK again.
He made a single, "Black Sheep". It sank without a trace. His last roll of the dice was his mini-LP Dead Pop Stars...finalizing his place in low-rent pop punk history by astonishingly killing himself on the release date. In honour to Mr. Apples..we have created a shrine to him in
The Doll's House where you can hear his "Black Sheep" song and his subsequent DPS songs.
Thank you. And now you know the origins of Unlucky Fried Kitten. Please enjoy checking them out!
| Andy Export | guitar/keyboard/vox |
| Kingsley Oregon | drums |
| Mickey Apples | bass guitar |
Unlucky Fried Kitten:
A palm-full of others passed through the ranks at assorted times (mostly for live shows and occasional-to-seldom recording)Notable contributors include:Tony Wilkinson-Sword, Leigh Highwood, Citizen Chris, Ben & Sam Kesteven, Paul Cox, Marky Boy, And Rupert.
So, there you have it. The full and final roll call of a band that always strived for more...but could not quite get there. A band dogged with infighting and conflict. A band successfully and non successfully sued by a multitude of corporate companies
Export made a point of insisting he was "no musician...not by any elongation of the imagination." He always preferred to think of himself as an "Optimistic busker in the garb of a griffin" He was misunderstood.
Childhood misery drove him into the arms of songwriting where he created his own little characters and worlds..to take him from his own cheerless existence. Terri Saunders in her potted Andy Export biography for New York's Good Morning Sunday magazine described Andy's childhood writings as " a paranoid rock and roll baby version of the Bronte sisters infantic work" Andy's own recollections were harsher...as exampled in his autobiography, Drunk Rock. ...with the reflection:"I could never sleep. I was haunted by remorse...yay...from such a young age.I tried counting sheep, but they were black sheep...I couldn't see them in the dark. In the later chapters he alludes to the pointlessness of his childhood with the remark..."I wish I could have been born at 21...then I would have missed the pitiful years of my youth." Even in a recent interview with L.A. glamour hack, Taylor Reed, he joked "My childhood was gross, a time when I played with soldiers and my sister played with dolls...it's the other way around now!" Andy was roaring drunk at the time of the interview...and on-lookers saw it as a glib attempt at flirting with Miss Reed.
Given Andy's bleakness of expectation it was seen as odd that he should team up with the supremely confident (many say arrogant) Kingsley Oregon. Kingsley was poached from urban art-rockers The Cinzano Slagz. Seriously happy with his own persona, Oregon was often mis-judged by the "salt of the Earth" die-hard punk crowd of of Leuven...the Belgian university city famed for it's Stella Artois and bicycles...from where he hailed. Oregon won the Opwijk Drummer's "drummer of the year" award for three consecutive years.(sponsored by Drumbeat Magazine with the grand prize of drumming for the Pedal Pedal Gang in the Brussels amphitheatre). Andy, in Brussels on a soul-searching mission to the Belgian capital....with a view to "easing consternation" noticed the flip-crash style of Oregon's drumming...and signed him on the spot.in the Hilde de Wachter Bar.Their vastly conflicting personalities worked incredibly well together. Andy would often joke:"my inferiority complex is not as good as your inferiority complex." to which Oregon would retort.."yes..and my superiority complex is better than your superiority complex...and better than anyone else's for that matter!" They shook hands back in that Hilde de Wachter Bar...and so began the hunt for a bass player. Andy and Kingsley relocated to London and placed an ad in the Melody Maker. They got three responses. One from a 55 year old golfer who played bass in a covers band doing Jim Reeves/Marty Robbins songs. Another from a leather rocker girl into Suzi Quatro and Mud. A third from Michael Shufflebotham who lived on a farm on the south coast. They chose Michael due to his unswerving natural ability on the fret board...(and cos they had a barn they could practice in for free:) Michael was the black sheep of the family...his two brothers followed their father into farming...not like Michael who chose the "wicked path of rock and roll" So, the basic line-up of UFK were out of the traps. In Andy''s autobiography he explains how they changed Mickey's name to the one we all know him by now..."Ah! He was funny in those days...we'd roll up at the barn with our amps and our crates of booze...and he'd pitch in with a box of apples! We just had to christen him "Mickey Apples"
Mickey continued the tradition on the UFK, Kitten On your Doorstep tour, insisting on a pallet of apples be loaded into the dressing room.
Mickey was a good bass player, but he constantly badgered Andy..trying to get UFK to play his songs, which were mostly atrocious! They argued a lot. In a fit of pique Mickey stormed out of a YMCA gig...on the "Perishing Robots" tour and he never played with UFK again.
He made a single, "Black Sheep". It sank without a trace. His last roll of the dice was his mini-LP Dead Pop Stars...finalizing his place in low-rent pop punk history by astonishingly killing himself on the release date. In honour to Mr. Apples..we have created a shrine to him in
The Doll's House where you can hear his "Black Sheep" song and his subsequent DPS songs.
Thank you. And now you know the origins of Unlucky Fried Kitten. Please enjoy checking them out!
| Andy Export | guitar/keyboard/vox |
| Kingsley Oregon | drums |
| Mickey Apples | bass guitar |
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