Monday, 9 November 2009
Unlucky Fried Kitten (acoustic) are back in action for a Christmas gig at The Eagle Tavern in Rochester on December 20th 2009. Sharing the mince pies and pigs in blankets...onstage...will be Bob Collins (ex-Dentists) and Andy White (ex-Godfish and Car Thieves)
Unlucky Fried Kitten singer, Andy Export, is ex-justaboutanybandthatwouldhavehim.com.
Unlucky Fried Kitten (electric) have just finished their 4-track ep at Squarehead Studios. Bob Collins has been gigging regularly and will be playing in a Dentists re-union gig...coming soon. Andy White is a stalwart of the Medway scene and a master of improvisation. (a wearer of many hats) Andy Export sometimes wears a Bowler Hat. Bob Collins sometimes rides a bicycle and reads a map. Andy White makes a point of always keeping one foot off the ground when he sings. Andy Export sells mustard by day and watches television by night. Bob Collins goes to great lengths to shield himself from the sun on Tuesdays. Andy White talks to himself when the fridge door is open. Andy Export has forgotten everything he has ever learned. Bob Collins has a pet floorboard. Andy White lost an index finger in a freak gardening accident. Andy Export Found it. Bob Collins sewed it back on. Andy White hates anything written on cardboard boxes. Andy Export once baked some novelty biscuits in the shape of Coronation Street characters. Bob Collins once played for 90 minutes to an audience of 4 in a wheelbarrow factory. Andy White has learned how to tell the difference between Ant and Dec. Andy Export can eat baked beans through a closed straw. Bob Collins collects the conical ink-pad bits inside marker pens. Andy White once came runner-up on Mastermind with a specialised chosen subject of Great People of Belgium. Andy Export had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with one of it's ears. Bob Collins had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with it's other ear. Andy White had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with it's stockinged foot. Andy Export once hurled a copy of "Death In The Afternoon", by Ernest Hemingway, at a tramp. Bob Collins can hypnotise a bee (but not a wasp). Andy White is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009. Andy Export is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009. Bob Collins is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009.