Happy Christmas Rochester by UFK

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ROCHESTER

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU FROM ME
ALL I WANT IS A PLASMA TV
SOME HAND-MADE STRINGS FOR MY ACOUSTIC GUITAR
PERHAPS SOME VOUCHERS FOR HAWKINS BAZAAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, TURKEYS DON'T VOTE
IN JAMAICA WE'LL JUST CURRY A GOAT
WE OPEN PRESENTS, IT'S PART OF THE SCENE
THANKS FOR THE SOCKS MUM, YOU KNOW I LOVE GREEN
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
SO WE CAN DANCE AND HAVE LOTTERY WINS
KARAOKE AND CHARADES, WHAT A DREAM
GRANDAD APPLYING HIS HEAMORRHOID CREAM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE HERE
THE EAGLE TAVERN IN ROCHESTER, DEAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, I HOPE I DON'T CHOKE
ON MY OWN VOMIT, COS I'M SUCH A BLOKE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, THIS IS SO NICE
ADVENT CALENDARS AND SUGARY MICE
UNDER THE MISTLETOE, I HOPE I GET KISSED
FAILING THAT, WELL MAYBE ONE OFF THE WRIST
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIENDS THEY HAVE STYLE
MORE TRISHA GODDARD THAN JEREMY KYLE
COME ALL YOU FAITHFUL WITH MY OPIATES
I WISH THAT SANTA LOOKED MORE LIKE TOM WAITS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, PRICES ARE STEEP
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, BUDGIES GO CHEEP
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, BAH HUMBUG AND STUFF
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LAPLAND LOOKS ROUGH
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HOODIES AND LOUTS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, TURKEY AND SPROUTS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, WITH CRANBERRY SAUCE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, PAR FOR THE COURSE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LET'S HAVE A SONG
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, 3 WISE KINGS OF LEON
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, THE HEAVENLY CHOIR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, YOUR TREE IS ON FIRE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHIPOLATAS AND BEANS
KIDS DRINK CIDER IN NATIVITY SCENES
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LET'S HAVE A BEER
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HATS MADE OF FELT
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND THE SNOWMEN WILL MELT
HAPPY CHRISTMAS WITH BAUBLES AND CHAINS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS...FAGGOTS AND BRAINS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND THE KIDS GET A TREAT
A TIN OF ROSES AND SOME QUALITY STREET
PETER ANDRE SHOULD STAY WITH HIS WIFE
HE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT A DOG IS FOR LIFE
POP DOWN TO ASDA FOR TURKEY AND HAM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, 600GM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, I DON'T NEED A NEW SCARF
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH