Napoleon's Disease

Well...hello everybody. Here's a new UFK song....Unlucky Fried Kitten, that is. It's a slightly different approach for this song cos I have come up with the title...NAPOLEON'S DISEASE...and I am now going to write the song as I am typing. It could come out well....or it could come out sick and poorly. Wish me luck then....lol
If it works out ok I will record it immediately and UFK will play it at their gig on 23rd October 2010 at The Cherry Tree PH in Barming, Maidstone. You have been warned!!!

*NAPLOEON'S DISEASE*

When I am sleeping
I just can't settle
Why did you have to terminate?
It wasn't my fault
I've started laughing..ha ha
Instead of crying
Which means I'm one step nearer to
Napoleon's disease

I think I'm gonna keep on loving you (x4)

I will be sleeping
Under weeping willows
No national funeral
Can hide the mystery of my fate
I saw a rainbow...up there
Over the dual carriageway
But it was in black and white
Somehow you turned it monochrome

I think I'm gonna keep on loving you (x4)


When I am sleeping
You'll just forget me
You never loved me, did you?
But it isn't your fault
I heard a rainstorm
But it was analogue
The thunder roared in mono
Napoleon BlownApart

I think I'm gonna keep on loving you (x4)

jigsaw ufk

jigsaw ufk
Originally uploaded by ourloveisgod

The Kitten On Your Doorstep video was made a couple of years ago now so when you asked about the stills I can only direct you to this flickr page. I don't suppose you can grab the stills from the actual video but what do I know??? The vid is on the Unlucky Fried Kitten YouTube page anyway. I'll write you some more when I am at home. It's not the easiest thing on the mobile phone.
Thanks for asking
Andy Export...Unlucky Fried Kitten

Happy Christmas Rochester by UFK

HAPPY CHRISTMAS ROCHESTER

HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU FROM ME
ALL I WANT IS A PLASMA TV
SOME HAND-MADE STRINGS FOR MY ACOUSTIC GUITAR
PERHAPS SOME VOUCHERS FOR HAWKINS BAZAAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, TURKEYS DON'T VOTE
IN JAMAICA WE'LL JUST CURRY A GOAT
WE OPEN PRESENTS, IT'S PART OF THE SCENE
THANKS FOR THE SOCKS MUM, YOU KNOW I LOVE GREEN
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HE DIED FOR OUR SINS
SO WE CAN DANCE AND HAVE LOTTERY WINS
KARAOKE AND CHARADES, WHAT A DREAM
GRANDAD APPLYING HIS HEAMORRHOID CREAM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE HERE
THE EAGLE TAVERN IN ROCHESTER, DEAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, I HOPE I DON'T CHOKE
ON MY OWN VOMIT, COS I'M SUCH A BLOKE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, THIS IS SO NICE
ADVENT CALENDARS AND SUGARY MICE
UNDER THE MISTLETOE, I HOPE I GET KISSED
FAILING THAT, WELL MAYBE ONE OFF THE WRIST
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, MY FRIENDS THEY HAVE STYLE
MORE TRISHA GODDARD THAN JEREMY KYLE
COME ALL YOU FAITHFUL WITH MY OPIATES
I WISH THAT SANTA LOOKED MORE LIKE TOM WAITS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, PRICES ARE STEEP
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, BUDGIES GO CHEEP
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, BAH HUMBUG AND STUFF
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LAPLAND LOOKS ROUGH
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HOODIES AND LOUTS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, TURKEY AND SPROUTS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, WITH CRANBERRY SAUCE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, PAR FOR THE COURSE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LET'S HAVE A SONG
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, 3 WISE KINGS OF LEON
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, THE HEAVENLY CHOIR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, YOUR TREE IS ON FIRE
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, CHIPOLATAS AND BEANS
KIDS DRINK CIDER IN NATIVITY SCENES
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, LET'S HAVE A BEER
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HATS MADE OF FELT
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND THE SNOWMEN WILL MELT
HAPPY CHRISTMAS WITH BAUBLES AND CHAINS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS...FAGGOTS AND BRAINS
HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND THE KIDS GET A TREAT
A TIN OF ROSES AND SOME QUALITY STREET
PETER ANDRE SHOULD STAY WITH HIS WIFE
HE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT A DOG IS FOR LIFE
POP DOWN TO ASDA FOR TURKEY AND HAM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, 600GM
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, I DON'T NEED A NEW SCARF
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, YOU ARE HAVING A LAUGH

saturday ufk

saturday ufk
Originally uploaded by ourloveisgod

Unlucky Fried Kitten - Acoustic....will be playing at The Eagle Tavern in Rochester...on 20th December 2009...to round off a busy UFK year.
Unlucky Fried Kitten have played acoustic AND electric gis in 2009. These include:

The Cherry Tree, Maidstone
The Good Intent, Rochester
The Westcourt Arms, Gillingham
The Command House, Chatham
Brenchley Gardens, Maidstone

There have also been numerous solo spots around the county.

Unlucky Fried Kitten (electric) made a 4-track EP at Squarehead Studios in Newington, Kent.
Tracks:

Getting My Own Back (on you)
To Whom It May Concern
People
Life In My Town

UFK Acoustic...for the Eagle Tavern gig...will comprise of Nick Hughes (ex-Cenet Rox ex-Gash) on guitar and vocals and Andy Export on vocals.
Also on the bill for this Xmas Gig is Andy White(ex-Godfish ex-Car Thieves) and Bob Collins (ex-Dentists)

UFK @ The Eagle Tavern

P1050194
Originally uploaded by Corambis

Unlucky Fried Kitten will be playing at this here venue...The Eagle Tavern...in Rochester...on 20th December 2009....ably aided and abetted by Bob Collins and Andy White.
This will be the UFK Acoustic line-up...rather than the UFK Electric line-up.
Photo by Corambis

Unlucky Fried Kitten (acoustic) are back in action for a Christmas gig at The Eagle Tavern in Rochester on December 20th 2009. Sharing the mince pies and pigs in blankets...onstage...will be Bob Collins (ex-Dentists) and Andy White (ex-Godfish and Car Thieves)
Unlucky Fried Kitten singer, Andy Export, is ex-justaboutanybandthatwouldhavehim.com.
Unlucky Fried Kitten (electric) have just finished their 4-track ep at Squarehead Studios. Bob Collins has been gigging regularly and will be playing in a Dentists re-union gig...coming soon. Andy White is a stalwart of the Medway scene and a master of improvisation. (a wearer of many hats) Andy Export sometimes wears a Bowler Hat. Bob Collins sometimes rides a bicycle and reads a map. Andy White makes a point of always keeping one foot off the ground when he sings. Andy Export sells mustard by day and watches television by night. Bob Collins goes to great lengths to shield himself from the sun on Tuesdays. Andy White talks to himself when the fridge door is open. Andy Export has forgotten everything he has ever learned. Bob Collins has a pet floorboard. Andy White lost an index finger in a freak gardening accident. Andy Export Found it. Bob Collins sewed it back on. Andy White hates anything written on cardboard boxes. Andy Export once baked some novelty biscuits in the shape of Coronation Street characters. Bob Collins once played for 90 minutes to an audience of 4 in a wheelbarrow factory. Andy White has learned how to tell the difference between Ant and Dec. Andy Export can eat baked beans through a closed straw. Bob Collins collects the conical ink-pad bits inside marker pens. Andy White once came runner-up on Mastermind with a specialised chosen subject of Great People of Belgium. Andy Export had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with one of it's ears. Bob Collins had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with it's other ear. Andy White had a dream about a bunny rabbit watching a cricket match and batting a lost ball back into play with it's stockinged foot. Andy Export once hurled a copy of "Death In The Afternoon", by Ernest Hemingway, at a tramp. Bob Collins can hypnotise a bee (but not a wasp). Andy White is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009. Andy Export is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009. Bob Collins is playing at The Eagle Tavern on December 20th 2009.

Unlucky Fried Kitten In The Studio

Well Well Well
Unlucky Fried Kitten are in the studio this month...to do 4 songs for their next album due for release in 2010.
The current Unlucky Fried Kitten line-up is:

Lee Palmer...bass
Andy Export...singer
James Hayward...drums
James Palmer...guitar

The songs for October are:

LIFE IN MY TOWN
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
PEOPLE
GETTING MY OWN BACK (ON YOU)

It's been a lively few months for Unlucky Fried Kitten with gigs at The Good Intent in Rochester, The Cherry Tree in Maidstone, The Westcourt Arms in Gillingham, The Command House in Chatham and Brenchley Gardens...on the bandstand...in Maidstone.

Unlucky Fried Kitten are also featured on the compilation album from the Medway Eyes group. The 20-track album....available for a free download from Medway Eyes is called ME1. It celebrates the ME group's first birthday and features a whole host of the finest talents from the Medway Towns. A free e-zine...packed with articles and photographs...is also up for FREE download at Medway Eyes.